Drop så bælleriet, I fem

Der er alligvel ingen grund til at være nervøs for min fremtidige karriere, næste gang turen går til Toga. Undersøgelsen, der konkluderede, at selv et moderat alkoholindtag gjorde én til en dårlig forsker, ser ud til at være lavet i en brandert:

Looking at the graph of the 34 data points, it was clear that the entire correlation was caused by the five lowest-output scientists. Without those five data points, the remaining 29 - showing a wide range of scientific output and beer consumption habits - exhibited absolutely no correlation. Thus, the entire study came down to only one conclusion: the five worst ornithologists in the Czech Republic drank a lot of beer.